The Stiff Shirt
Dear Sir
I write in complaint with respect to your treatment of my wife at Prana in Moreau Mews Applecross.
A woman who was once docile and uncomplaining now appears to have changed. For example, after her last visit she expressed the wish to go dancing. Against my better judgement I acquiesced, and later she acted quite strangely Рdisrobing in my presence in a highly suggestive manner. It became apparent to me that she was intent on certain activities which diverged from the habits and mor̬s one would normally assume. Suffice to say I was shocked.
Granted, she now glows in that feminine way and certainly looks more youthful. If it were not for the many duties and responsibilities I have, I dare say that in the normal course of events one’s baser instincts might prevail. However, it would assist me greatly if her newly found ‘joie de vivre’ was constrained within the bounds of acceptable convention.
Sir, I trust that we may be, man to man, in agreement on this matter. Prana has disrupted the prudent management of my domestic arrangements and I now request that you refer all appointments with my wife through me in future.
G. Smythe. JD. Bicton
Author: Saroj Velho
